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“ESPN and other news outlets are reporting that Joe Paterno is about to die. No other way to look at this than say that Jerry Sandusky flat our murdered him. Because once all Sandusky’s indiscretions came to light everything fell apart for JoePa. His job, his legacy, his health, his life. He went from saying he could coach 10 more years to being dead in the blink of an eye. It’s the same thing that happens when old people lose their significant other. They just lose the will to live. Sandusky took away the only think Paterno cared about and in the process murdered him. Might as well add homicide to his rap sheet. The only question left will be who had a swifter fall from grace. Joe Pa, OJ, or Tiger Woods?” - The Stool
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Ok, wtf people. Mr. Chi City MAYNEEEEEE? Thanks for reminding he still lives. My roommates and I would bug out watching these videos in college. GOD DAMN, now I’ll be watching these all night being completely unproductive.
His best work (if you care):
Stocking Up Your Fridge To Get Women
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This is one of the most legit schedules we’ve had in a while. Nothing as ridiculous as the Bama, LSU, Auburn, UGA disaster we had this season, but still jam packed week to week. I’m kind of happy I don’t have to bear through the first two out of conference games and instead, get to watch my Gators jump into SEC play on week 2.
Also, Mizzou….BRING IT.
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Arb
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this sums up everything
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BUSTED!
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verbalcryogenics asked: Is this racist? Because if it were “Try Our Hip Hoppin’ Watermelon Sauce” with a silhouette of a dude with an afro, I know I’d feel some kinda way about it.
Ok, it’s probably necessary to mention at this point that it shouldn’t and doesn’t matter what race I am when I tell you that the image of the Kung-Fu Chinaman is just racist as all hell.
But also, you should know that everyone’s kind of mad at you now, for even putting the phrase “Watermelon Sauce” in our heads, goddamn that’s a gross image.
Follow yoisthisracist, it’s just so….perfect.
Derp
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